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Absurdity Audit: Trump's Physical Clears the Lowest Bar
The president undergoes a routine exam at Walter Reed and somehow gets deemed in peak form despite turning 80.
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The network blasts the commission's investigation into The View's candidate airtime as a direct threat to newsrooms everywhere.
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