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Absurdity Audit: Trump's Physical Clears the Lowest Bar
The president undergoes a routine exam at Walter Reed and somehow gets deemed in peak form despite turning 80.
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Absurdity Audit: Trump's Iran Agreement Gets the Strait, Skips the Rest
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California's RV Crackdown Turns Homelessness Crisis Into Eyesore Theater
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Absurdity Audit: Rubio Flashes White House Card at Modi
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Absurdity Audit: Gunman Approached, Findings Transported
Secret Service review confirms opening fire near Pennsylvania Avenue remains a high-risk strategy
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