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Absurdity Audit: Trump's Iran Agreement Gets the Strait, Skips the Rest
President calls it groundbreaking while admitting the deal isn't even negotiated, with enrichment and missiles left untouched.
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Quit-Now Lines Die as Antismoking Control Vanishes
Prominent campaign pulled, efforts stall, and calls plummeted while the office collects dust.
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