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Absurdity Audit: Trump's Iran Agreement Gets the Strait, Skips the Rest
President calls it groundbreaking while admitting the deal isn't even negotiated, with enrichment and missiles left untouched.
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California's RV Crackdown Turns Homelessness Crisis Into Eyesore Theater
Politicians and neighbors declare war on vehicles while the actual problem stays parked.
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Absurdity Audit: Rubio Flashes White House Card at Modi
Bloomberg catches the state department trying to 'improve' ties by pretending the last decade never happened.
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Absurdity Audit: Gunman Approached, Findings Transported
Secret Service review confirms opening fire near Pennsylvania Avenue remains a high-risk strategy
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Khalil Deportation Appeal Audit Reveals Predictable Failure
Federal court already torched the pro-Palestinian protester's case before the president’s crackdown escalates to the Supremes
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