Monthly Highlights
The best roasts of
June 2026.
130 roasts went out in June 2026. Below: the top 25, ranked by editorial weight (severity × depth × thumbnail × tier). The sharpest takes, in descending order.
- 01world·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Ego Meter Cracks: Americans Demand Ebola VIP Lane in Kenya
Hundreds protest an exclusively American quarantine facility as political egos hit critical mass.
- 02culture·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
60 Minutes Calls Chaos a 'Cage Full of Tigers'
Surprise pick of a journalist-filmmaker to lead the famously combative newsroom starts with zero calm and maximum mess.
- 03tech·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
OpenAI IPOs While Altman's Eye-Scanning Verification Fails
The company reportedly can't generate revenue, so it's time to downsize the eyeball scanners.
- 04finance·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Managing Aging Parents' Money Starts With This One Mistake
NYT drops five tips plus the classic 'avoid' warning like a checklist will save you from the actual chaos.
- 05tech·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Google Hides Gemini 3.5 Upgrade Behind Enterprise Wall
NotebookLM gets antigravity and fresh Gemini flavor, but only if your company already pays the premium tax
- 06tech·SPICY 89·UNHINGED
FBI's Replica Small Town Exists Only to Get Hacked
Alabama building houses a fake town built for simulating cyberattacks that somehow still feels less real than most corporate training videos.
- 07politics·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
FISA Expires Tonight, Spying Certified Till 2027
Section 702 goes through the motions of death while the surveillance state just keeps the receipts.
- 08culture·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Sulawesi Priests Audit: Five Genders, Zero Logic
Revered for their supposed earthly-celestial hotline via multiple genders, these Bugis figures face the formal absurdity review.
- 09sports·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Sullivan Bails West Ham as Historical Allegations Near Publication
Joint chairman steps down after learning serious claims drop soon – PR code for 'lawyers called, I'm gone'
- 10tech·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Ego Meter Spikes as Under-Pillow Speaker 'Fixes' Sleep
Overthinkers swap uncomfortable earbuds for a flat slab that turns podcasts into proof of superior rest strategy
- 11politics·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Venezuela Opens Electricity to Private Investment After Total Collapse
Fifteen years of state control produced blackouts, so now they're offering concessions like it's a generous gift instead of surrender.
- 12world·SPICY 87·UNHINGED
Partial Ceasefire: Code for 'Rockets Still Flying'
Israeli strikes and Hezbollah responses turn Monday's agreement into the world's most optimistic PR release.
- 13politics·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Graham's Trump Glow-Up: Fiercest Critic to Carolina Lapdog
The senator's relationship with the president dramatically evolved from insults to loyalty just in time for the South Carolina primary.
- 14politics·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Democrats Bank $50M Shot at Cracking Conservative Strongholds
American Bridge labels red turf 'vulnerable' while history says Republicans own the deed.
- 15politics·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Admin Throws Billions at Dying Coal While Building New Plants
Absurdity audit reveals the plan to revive a decade-old corpse of an industry is pure denial theater.
- 16entertainment·SPICY 87·UNHINGED
Streaming Ego Meter Spikes on Ad-Supported Wins
Nearly half of subscribers now 'opting' for ads while execs pretend it's a feature not a surrender.
- 17politics·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Russia's Flagship Economic Forum Audited Straight Into a Drone Strike
Putin's showcase got overshadowed by Ukrainian attacks while the spreadsheets cried for help.
- 18entertainment·SPICY 87·UNHINGED
Ego Meter Spikes as Penn Dreads Award Ceremonies
Actor's decision to never attend another one again turns dread-provoking into a full delusion broadcast.
- 19tech·SPICY 85·UNHINGED
Blink's Six-Piece Bundle: Discounted Eyes on Everything
Prime Day marks a five-pack of outdoor cameras plus doorbell down to $167 because apparently one lens wasn't paranoid enough.
- 20celebrities·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Ego Meter Spikes: Kardashian-Hamilton Monaco Makeout
A three-day support weekend turns into the loudest stealth session in F1 history.
- 21entertainment·SPICY 88·UNHINGED
Ego Meter Breaks as Film Chases Consciousness With Pure Psychodrama
Review clocks each new level of delusion where overreacting passes for art and most people just back away.
- 22politics·SPICY 75·VULGAR
Ego Meter: Iran Sides Chasing Victory on Pure Speculation
A memorandum of understanding emerges while both sides inflate it into historic triumph before ink dries.
- 23world·SPICY 74·VULGAR
Mexico City's Airport Ego Meter Just Hit Critical Delusion
A 100-year-old terminal undergoes a $500 million renovation and officials insist it's enough for the World Cup hordes.
- 24finance·SPICY 74·VULGAR
War With Iran 'Buoyed' Exports? Commerce Dept's April Math
Exports rose in April slightly outpacing imports while conflict magically lifted oil demand, because nothing says growth like geopolitical hellfire.
- 25world·SPICY 75·VULGAR
Audit: Iranian Drone Turns $25M Helicopter Into Midair Scrap
US military learns the hard way that cheap hardware plus dumb luck still beats expensive ego every time.
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