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War With Iran 'Buoyed' Exports? Commerce Dept's April Math
Exports rose in April slightly outpacing imports while conflict magically lifted oil demand, because nothing says growth like geopolitical hellfire.
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OPEC's Oil Production Hike Gets Audited Into Oblivion
Symbolic output bump collides with Strait of Hormuz shutdown, leaving tankerloads stranded while ceasefire stays MIA
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