Picture this: auditors in ill-fitting suits comb through a single Truth Social post claiming Iran will agree to major weapons inspections for eternal nuclear honesty. Finding one shows the agreement rests entirely on the assumption that Iran wants the same thing the post does.
Finding two flags the total absence of any Iranian counter-signature, timeline, or enforcement mechanism. It's like scheduling a building inspection after the owner has already bricked over the doorways.
Finding three notes the word "major" appears without defining what scale of oversight qualifies. One inspector or one hundred? The ledger stays blank.
The final verdict lands hard: this audit returns a finding of hoped-for compliance rather than any demonstrated path to it.
