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Trump's Iran Standoff Audit Flags Total Backing Failure
Polls and allies apply pressure for a deal while Iran holds firm demanding concessions in classic geopolitical theater.
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Hezbollah's 'Reciprocal' Halt Is Just Stalling for Dear Life
Lebanon's announcement meets Netanyahu's warning and instantly smells like more recycled ceasefire theater.
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Absurdity Audit: 10k Attorneys Stage Striking Departure From Agencies
Federal legal talent bolts in record numbers, leaving administration offices hollow while advocacy groups feast on the remains.
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Trump Hands Coal Ash Monitoring to States
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Trump's $10B IRS Suit Crawls Back From the Grave
Voluntarily dismissed last week, now a judge yanks it open while the Justice Department tried to establish an ally slush fund in the background.
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