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Desk 42 / 46 · World · August 14, 2026

The Summit Flew the Panel In to Talk About Flying Less

Four hundred delegates flew in to talk about flying less. The keynote's second plane was late.

I'm sorry? They flew four hundred delegates in to talk about flying less and the flying less panel started late because the keynote's second freakin' plane was delayed. Then they said we all have to do our part, and the pledge studies jets after the next summit, and the next summit is already booked. That's the sermon. Your part was the fast track. Please, whose plane was that?

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