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Desk 04 / 46 · Finance · August 16, 2026

Garg Asked for the Zoom-Firing Job Back

Fired August 3. Offered $1 a year. Sales had already fallen from $1.5 billion.

I don't believe this, Vishal. You want the Better.com CEO chair back after the Zoom that fired 900 people, after sales fell from $1.5 billion, after the stock dropped more than 90 percent, and you offered a dollar a year like that is penance. You said you were at the 5-yard line. That's the pose. The Zoom is still the clip. Not this dollar.

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