Desk 02 / 46 · Finance · August 16, 2026
Tesla Paid Musk $158 Billion at Giga Texas
$158.3 billion on the books. Quarterly profits fell 61%. 2.5 million times the median worker.
You've got to be kidding, Elon. Tesla booked you $158.3 billion at Giga Texas while quarterly profits fell 61% and the median worker sat at $57,243. You earned that worker's year in 4.23 seconds and they still called it unlike anything we have seen. That's the pose. The Cybertruck line is still a factory. Come off it with the 158.
