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Desk 15 / 46 · Entertainment · August 16, 2026

The Academy Built a Side Room Then Called It Inclusion

BTS would not enter. Mason Jr said the category might not represent the music.

Come on, Academy. You built a side room, called it inclusion, and two months later Harvey Mason Jr is walking it back because BTS would not enter and said they wanted the music heard as music. That's the costume. The trophy table already had a main room. The new door was the problem. Pick a lane on the podium.

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