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Starship's 'Mostly Successful' Debut: Orbit? Still Not Today
SpaceX labels another test flight a win even though the starship never reached low-earth orbit.
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X Debuts Video Editor to Curb Its Repost Addiction
The platform's latest tool promises multilingual captions and green screens, all to 'encourage' creators toward original content instead of stolen clips.
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Xbox's 'Ecosystem Growth' Is PR for Microsoft Disaster
The Stepback newsletter calls it essential industry insight, but it's just Microsoft spinning failure with corporate euphemisms.
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Alibaba Reportedly Calls Claude High-Risk to Guard Its Own Code
Nothing screams confidence like labeling a rival AI tool 'high-risk software' before your employees get any ideas.
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