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Screwworm Audit: Fix Delayed a Full Year, Spread Accelerates
Formal review finds the only working defense against the cattle parasite won't arrive in time to stop wider damage.
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Man's Groin Passes Audit, Reveals Repeat Worm Tenant
Doctors performing elective surgery hit the jackpot: one very surprised 10-inch resident who clearly wasn't on the lease.
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ICC Prosecutor’s ‘Engaged’ Conduct Gets Confidential Review
Internal file drops the hammer on harassment but the international court still treats removal like an optional policy tweak.
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Air Canada Audits CEO Language After Crash Condolence Flop
New French-speaking boss installed following backlash that exposed how tone-deaf English-only grief plays in Quebec.
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Hormuz Audit: Shipowners Still Willing to Roll Dice
Ceasefire crumbles yet transiting continues, because nothing says calculated risk like ignoring a president who just pulled the plug.
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