Absurdity Audit: Iran Edition
Finding 1: Announcing a nominal cease-fire while low-intensity violence remained the daily routine is like declaring the fire contained because only the curtains are burning.
Finding 2: Iran, Israel, and the U.S. have perfected the art of calibrated escalation that never quite crosses into anything requiring actual decisions, just endless briefings and the same recycled statements about restraint.
Finding 3: The dangerous limbo has become administratively tidy, complete with its own vocabulary for incidents that used to be called crises but now register as maintenance.
Verdict: This is not diplomacy; it is professional procrastination wearing a suit and calling itself stability.
