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Pitt's Vineyard Wins Pile Up as Jolie Dispute Drags On
A $500 million property battle that started with a 2021 sale now looks like a masterclass in expensive pettiness.
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Frankel’s ‘Biggest Beauty Discovery’ Hits Prime Day Clearance
When every rave review lines up with the sale price, the discovery starts sounding more like a deal memo.
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Angelina Jolie’s Cheap Hair Perfume Audit Exposes Cult Nonsense
Stylist spills on the under-$100 fragrance that somehow counts as celebrity beauty wisdom.
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Divorce Finalized, Birthday Love Still on Payroll
Keith Urban's post-split birthday note and Nicole Kidman's Father's Day callback pass the absurdity audit with flying red flags.
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Dua Lipa Drops Chanel Wedding Dress Pics After the Real Nuptials
The three-day Palermo celebration gets its own PR moment, because one set of vows clearly wasn't enough content.
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