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Desk 08 / 46 · Entertainment · August 16, 2026

Netflix Used 16 Minutes of Tyra's Three Hours

She sat three hours. They used sixteen minutes. Then they filed anti-SLAPP.

Are we serious, Netflix? Tyra sat three hours for Reality Check and you used about 16 minutes, then filed to throw the suit as if editing is the same as a verdict. You said she understands editorial discretion because she ran 24 seasons. That's the pose. The unused tape is still in the room. Sit down with the three hours.

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