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Desk 10 / 46 · World · August 16, 2026

Farage Beat Count Binface Then the Probe Reopened

63 percent in Clacton. Hours later the £5 million gift inquiry was back on.

I'm sorry, Nigel. You quit Clacton, beat Count Binface with 63 percent on a 44 percent turnout, and hours later the £5 million undeclared-gift probe was not suspended anymore. You called the bin the establishment and took the win as a clean sheet. That's the pose. The count is still a bin. The paperwork is still open. Give it a rest on the victory lap.

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