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DOJ's Terrorism Hack: Mexicans Are the New Terrorists? — Politics satirical illustration · SPICY tier · Roast Station editorial

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DOJ's Terrorism Hack: Mexicans Are the New Terrorists?

Justice Department instructs prosecutors to slap terrorism charges on Mexican officials for drug shit. Because nothing says 'War on Drugs' like rebranding cartels as al-Qaeda cosplayers.

May 15, 2026•May 15•1 min read•Politics

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