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DOJ Now Scrutinizing Who Funded Carroll Lawsuits
Because when governmental authority gets annoyed, examining private citizens who antagonized power becomes the new normal.
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Absurdity Audit: Trump's Iran Agreement Gets the Strait, Skips the Rest
President calls it groundbreaking while admitting the deal isn't even negotiated, with enrichment and missiles left untouched.
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