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De Niro Swears Taxi Driver Never Became a Classic
The 50th anniversary screening at Tribeca gets the usual 'who knew' PR treatment from the man who lived in that driver role for months.
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Neon's Seventh Palme Streak Turns Cannes Into a One-Shop Stop
Cristian Mungiu’s Fjord keeps the distributor's consecutive run alive while everyone else pretends the fix isn't in.
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Hollywood Ditches Pickleball for $20K Mahjong Tiles
Grandmother's favorite game now requires celebrity tables and the obligatory backlash about strategy disguised as fun.
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Mubi Bankrolls Refn's Maniac Cop for Neon Slow-Mo
Full financing plus wide release promises the cop slasher gets stretched into three acts of traffic lights and regret.
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Mubi Pays Up for 'Coward' After Cannes Ovation Scam
Another distributor bets big on standing applause while the actual movie stays safely unexamined.
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