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Emmys Book Non-Comedian Host Because Funny People Bailed
Mariska Hargitay lands the ceremony gig as the first drama performer in 18 years, proving comedy is now too expensive or too smart to touch awards shows.
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Netflix's Short-Form Audit Flags Publisher Partnerships
The platform now brings 2-20 minute clips from Variety and friends, because apparently long-form alone isn't awkward enough.
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Paramount Shifts Avatar Aang Film to July Crisis Slot
The PR move screams confidence while quietly admitting the October date was an optimistic fantasy.
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MGM's 'From' Crew Spins Nightmare Hell as 'Great And Weird'
Hollywood Reporter visits the Canada set where Perrineau-starring trapped-town chaos gets rebranded as charming production vibes ahead of the final season.
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Flatbush Zombies Architect Clings to Dead BlackBerry Dreams
Erick trades Coachella stages and heavyweight collabs for keyboard nostalgia no one asked for
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