Desk 37 / 46 · Tech · August 14, 2026
The Privacy Update Added a Better Way to Be Tracked
Cartoon lock. Tracking still on. They called it a Privacy Update.

Give me a break. They shipped a Privacy Update with a cartoon lock and the tracking still on, default on, hashed, salted, same freakin' graph, and then told you you're in control. Advertisers got a white paper and you got a toggle that opens a modal asking if you're sure. They called that protection. You're making the handshake prettier. We're not stupid about the lock.
