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Prime Day $50 Deals Just Failed Their Own Absurdity Audit
Discounts on Nintendo games and Bluetooth speakers get declared 'worth it' throughout the sale, as if prime shoppers need the validation.
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General Intuition Bets Millions on Gameplay Fixing AI
Company raises $320M claiming endless game data will develop something called real-world intuition.
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Absurdity Audit: Neoclouds Pay $15M to Go Live Sooner
Netris provides switch software that operators claim will shave days off AI setups, backed by a16z faith.
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Prime Day Apple Audit: Discounted Dreams, Zero Receipts
A formal review finds the best AirPods and smartwatch deals are mostly just Amazon doing Amazon things again.
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Deezer's Remix Feature: Consent as AI's Polite Fig Leaf
Streaming service goes contrarian by letting fans remix songs, provided the artist signs off on whatever comes next.
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