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Desk 33 / 46 · Tech · August 15, 2026

Kagan Denied Apple Another Stay on Epic

Thursday at 5 p.m. The paperwork was already late.

Come on, Cupertino. Justice Kagan denied Apple another stay on the Epic fee fight on August 13, and the district court still wanted the commission plan by 5 p.m. You bought a day and still showed up late with a number the other side already called zero. That's the card. The clock was the ruling. Give it a rest on the stay.

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