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Desk 23 / 46 · Tech · August 15, 2026

Brin Told DeepMind to Go All In on Gemini

Hassabis became chair. Teams moved into corporate Google. Gemini still lagged.

Give me a break, Sergey. You told DeepMind to go all in on Gemini while the flagship slipped two months after internal tests said it still lagged on coding. Hassabis is chair now and some teams report into corporate Google. And then you called it supremacy. The lab is a shipping lane. Do better than all in.

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