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Desk 14 / 46 · Tech · August 16, 2026

Amazon Reinstated Forced Arbitration After 75,000 Echo Claims

The 2021 retreat is over. Prime members who object must cancel.

What is this, Amazon? You brought back forced arbitration and a class-action ban on August 14 after 75,000 Echo claims made the last version expensive, then said Prime members who object must cancel. You called it fast and cost-effective. That's the pose. The Echo already had a tape. Cancel is the door. Enough with the batches.

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