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Desk 06 / 46 · Celebrities · August 16, 2026

Wondermind Sold Partnerships That Did Not Exist

Investors put in $1.2 million. The app was never built. The JPMorgan pitch stayed a pitch.

Stop it, Wondermind. Investors say they put in $1.2 million on partnerships that did not exist, advertising deals that never showed, and an app that was never built, while you sat on a $95 million valuation with nothing to download. That's the card. You sold a deck. The store listing is empty. Quit it with the partnerships.

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