Toto Wolff punches the Mercedes garage timing-monitor at Monza like the pole time walked in looking for a fight. He sells that swing as proof he cares too much. The Mercedes boss lets the team post a grown man boxing a garage television like it is some heartwarming clip. Wolff bangs the garage desk because the number on the screen would not move. The monitor is the only thing in range that cannot talk back or file a complaint. A timing screen had to answer for Pierre Gasly nicking pole from George Russell by 0.060 seconds. He spent years packaging composure as the official Mercedes personality. Saturday he packages a punch as loyalty. He reaches for a feelings line the second the footage looks stupid. He talks like a slogan can cover a right hand. A factory team principal is out here dueling a display during qualifying. Caring is the sticker he slaps on the knuckles. The punch landed on the timing-monitor in that Mercedes garage at Monza.
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Wolff Punched the Timing Monitor at Monza
Caring sold as the alibi for boxing a garage TV
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