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Trump's 'Massive Blow Up' Energy Plan
Iran already hitting the world's largest gas field while Trump vows to nuke another if they touch Qatar
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Absurdity Audit: Closed-Door Greenland Negotiations
U.S. demands major role while Greenlandic officials scramble to defuse the president's seizure threats with zero leverage.
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Absurdity Audit: Trump's Taiwan Freeze Hands Beijing Easy Wins
The president's willingness to ice a $14 billion arms package already lets China weigh its next moves with zero resistance
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DOJ's Terrorism Hack: Mexicans Are the New Terrorists?
Justice Department instructs prosecutors to slap terrorism charges on Mexican officials for drug shit. Because nothing says 'War on Drugs' like rebranding cartels as al-Qaeda cosplayers.
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Xi's Putin Name-Drop: Diplomatic Garden Flirt or Putin-Shaming?
Chinese leader's private garden stroll with Trump screams 'exclusivity'—by casually invoking Russia’s president as the ultimate 'for example.'
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