The Hook: President Trump threatened to 'massively blow up' Iran's gas field if Iran attacks Qatar, even as Iranian strikes already slammed the world's largest natural gas field. The Turn: Nothing says 'peace through strength' like promising apocalyptic retaliation for something that's already fucking happening. The Kill Shot: This is peak Trump foreign policy — threatening to turn the Middle East into a bonfire while it's already on fire, like a drunk guy at a house party yelling 'I'll burn this place down' while the couch is actively in flames.
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