Desk 40 / 46 · Finance · August 14, 2026
The Bank Advertised the Feature the Fine Was For
Fined for the $35 trick. Three months later it had a piano.
What is this? The bank got fined for the $35 overdraft trick and three months later the same freakin' fee had a piano and a jingle that said we've got you. The spot says peace of mind while the engine still posts the big debit first so the small ones can each earn a hit. That's the pose. You've got the fee, not us. Nice try with the piano.
