What happened: Two weeks into the US-Iran war, America has spent over $10 billion, lost 7 service members, watched gas prices explode while the Strait of Hormuz is closed, and the Pentagon is investigating whether we accidentally hit a school.
Oh brilliant. Another precision war where the only thing precise is how quickly we turned $10 billion into dead kids and $7 petrol. Seven American bodies and a closed strait later, we're investigating ourselves like a vegan who's just eaten a hot dog. The Pentagon's out here doing war crimes with the energy of a hungover dad trying to assemble IKEA furniture. 'Did we hit the school?' Mate, you spent enough to buy the school and the whole fucking neighbourhood. Congrats, neocons — your foreign policy is now officially less competent than a drunk Uber driver.
