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Emmy Ego Meter Hits Delusional Red as Pluribus Leads
Variety predictions turn awards ceremonies into a circle jerk of inflated hopes and Netflix power fantasies.
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Krafton Audit Flags Subnautica Dispute Payout
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THR Sweeps 20 First-Place Wins in Its Own Backyard
The Hollywood Reporter audits its own journalism dominance with Abramovitch and Feinberg taking top honors.
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Supergirl Hits Headwinds as Toy Story 5 Keeps Printing
The Alcock-led superhero feature opens soft while the sequel declines gently into another win.
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Michael Barely Tops Oppenheimer as Highest-Grossing Biopic
A $977 million worldwide gross edges out the record-holder by two lousy million, because apparently dancing beats atomic dread now.
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