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Ego Meter Spikes as Stars Worship a Damn Baguette
Blake Lively and Olivia Wilde hit peak delusion celebrating the Fendi bag like it's Carrie Bradshaw's gospel.
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Ego Meter Spikes as $26M Charity Flex Drops Pre-Wedding
Taylor and Travis announced donations to hospitals and after-school programs, proving nothing says humility like timing your generosity for maximum applause.
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Staggering Audit: 70-Plus Detectives Deployed for Swift Rehearsal
Six-figure taxpayer tab for Thursday dinner and Friday wedding proves even MSG needs a SWAT team when the guest list includes tabloid bait.
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Lively's $8M Legal Fee Audit: Desperation in the Docket
Actress demands director Baldoni cover the bill as the case fizzles, because apparently eight million is the going rate for a final swing.
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50 Cent Exposes Smollett's Pride Stage Grift
Conviction overturned in November doesn't erase the staging, but apparently that's enough for a Harlem comeback.
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