Judge Bans Proof That AI Runs the Government
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Judge Bans Proof That AI Runs the Government

DOGE staffers casually admit under oath they're letting ChatGPT decide spending, so obviously the video must disappear

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What happened: DOGE staffers got caught on camera admitting under oath they let ChatGPT make federal spending calls, the videos went viral, and a judge immediately ordered them deleted from the internet.

Oh for fuck's sake. The one time the bureaucracy accidentally tells the truth on record and the judge hits the delete key like a dad finding his browser history. 'Your honor, the AI is doing the governing now' isn't a gaffe, it's a fucking leak from reality. Musk reposting it was just rubbing the regime's nose in its own malfunction. Nothing says 'nothing to see here' like a federal court frantically trying to memory-hole sworn testimony. The machine doesn't want you knowing the machine is already in charge.

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