The content on this site is satire. If you are offended, you are probably the target.

Desk 29 / 46 · Finance · August 15, 2026

Boeing Handed Archer Three Businesses for Equity

Wisk, SkyGrid, Insitu. Two decades of work. A startup wrapper.

Unbelievable, Boeing. You handed Archer Aviation three businesses, including Insitu and its two hundred million in drone revenue, and called the stack physical AI like a wrapper changes what the Navy already flew. Two decades of work, then equity in a story stock that has not closed. That's the pose. The drones already had a job. Get out of here with the equity.

More on the desk

  1. 01 · Sports

    Bezos Bought a Third of Liverpool and Skipped the Seat

  2. 02 · Finance

    Tesla Paid Musk $158 Billion at Giga Texas

  3. 03 · Politics

    Ryan Held Tesla Stock on the House Floor

  4. 04 · Finance

    Garg Asked for the Zoom-Firing Job Back

The list

If the next one lands, it shows up here.