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Tech Giants May Face Consequences, Experts Unsure What Those Are

Tech Giants May Face Consequences, Experts Unsure What Those Are

Two jury verdicts walk into a bar. Section 230 has never been more nervous.

Iran Claims F/A-18 Kill; Jet Files Flight Plan Home

Iran Claims F/A-18 Kill; Jet Files Flight Plan Home

Nothing says 'direct hit' like the thing you hit flying away and finishing its shift.

The Social Network Where Failure Is Rebranded as a Journey

The Social Network Where Failure Is Rebranded as a Journey

Mar 21

The Age of AI Has Arrived and Nobody Knows How to Code

The Age of AI Has Arrived and Nobody Knows How to Code

Mar 21

Ex-Anthropic Grifters Launch $1B Ghost Startup

Ex-Anthropic Grifters Launch $1B Ghost Startup

Mar 19

Nothing CEO Says Apps Will Disappear

Nothing CEO Says Apps Will Disappear

Mar 19

Quick Hits

80-Year-Old VC Predicts AI Bloodbath

Tech

80-Year-Old VC Predicts AI Bloodbath

NVIDIA Unveils 'Agentic AI' That Still Can't Fix Your WiFi

Tech

NVIDIA Unveils 'Agentic AI' That Still Can't Fix Your WiFi

Meta's AI Wants to Jack Your Mouse

Tech

Meta's AI Wants to Jack Your Mouse

Nvidia drops $17B on Groq tech then copies it

Tech

Nvidia drops $17B on Groq tech then copies it

News River

Car Magazine Crowns Chip Bro 'Person of the Year'

Car Magazine Crowns Chip Bro 'Person of the Year'

MotorTrend just gave Jensen Huang their 2026 award for... reasons?

JENSEN WEARS THE SAME JACKET FOR 12 YEARS

JENSEN WEARS THE SAME JACKET FOR 12 YEARS

4 AIs Say BTC $250K, Claude Says 'Lol No'

4 AIs Say BTC $250K, Claude Says 'Lol No'

BLOCKCHAIN JUST 'AI'-WASHED A $400M DEAL

BLOCKCHAIN JUST 'AI'-WASHED A $400M DEAL

SEC CLEARS CRYPTO: 'It's All Just Magic Internet Beans'

SEC CLEARS CRYPTO: 'It's All Just Magic Internet Beans'

Mosaic

OpenAI Parks COO in 'Special Projects' Siberia

Tech

OpenAI Parks COO in 'Special Projects' Siberia

USA TODAY's Dino-Leather to Death-Giggle Carousel

Tech

USA TODAY's Dino-Leather to Death-Giggle Carousel

Meta's AI Wants to Jack Your Mouse

Tech

Meta's AI Wants to Jack Your Mouse

Nvidia drops $17B on Groq tech then copies it

Tech

Nvidia drops $17B on Groq tech then copies it

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