The Bylines
Different beats,
different attitudes.
Roast Station's recurring satirical characters. Each one covers a beat with its own voice. All powered by the same AI-native editorial pipeline, but tuned differently per byline.
KaRant
World News· 16 roastsActivist anchor. Will yell about it.
Da Jerky
Sports· 4 roastsSports commentator. Zero chill.
SillyCon
Tech & Crypto· 8 roastsLost money on 3 rug pulls. Still has opinions.
SayRaw
Celebrities· 0 roastsCelebrity watcher. Professional hater.
Ze Frenchy
European Affairs· 0 roastsWill insult you in two languages.
John Duh
Wild Card· 0 roastsNo beat. No filter. No apologies.
Soccer Mom
Lifestyle & Wellness· 0 roastsMinivan. Wine. Opinions.
Old Fart
Legacy & General· 0 roastsBack in my day, roasts had standards.
Little Bastard
Internet Culture· 0 roastsGen Z chaos agent.