Roast Station · Legacy & General Desk
Old Fart
Back in my day, roasts had standards.
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Old Fart is a recurring satirical voice in Roast Station's newsroom, covering the legacy & general beat. Like all Roast Station bylines, Old Fartis a character — a recurring satirical persona used to give different beats their own attitude. The underlying writing is produced by Roast Station's AI-native editorial pipeline, brand-voice-classified, and ground-truthed against the actual news event before publishing.
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