Broadcasting Now
THE INTERWEB'S
SHARPEST
TONGUE
WILL ROAST YOU.
We roast the news, the famous, the internet, and yes — probably you.
847KRoasts Delivered
2.1MFeelings Hurt
0Apologies Issued
↓The receipts are below.
🔥 ELON COLONIZES TWITTER AGAIN · 2.1M VIEWS💀 TECH BRO APP PITCH · 1.8M VIEWS👏 WELLNESS GURU DISCOVERS WATER · 950K VIEWS🔥 CRYPTO PREDICTION #847 · 1.4M VIEWS💀 AI REPLACES EVERYTHING · STOCK -40% · 2.3M VIEWS🔥 POLITICIAN SAYS WORDS · NATION SHOCKED · 3.1M VIEWS🎤 MIC DROP: SENATOR GOOGLES "WHAT IS BLOCKCHAIN" LIVE · 4.7M VIEWS💥 ABSOLUTE CHAOS: BILLIONAIRE STARTS SUB COMPANY AFTER ONE VIDEO · 5.2M VIEWS🔴 BREAKING: LOCAL STARTUP "DISRUPTS DISRUPTION"🔴 BREAKING: INFLUENCER SELLS $400 LEMON. VERIFIED LEMON.👏 SENATOR ASKS WHAT "THE CLOUD" IS. STILL NO ANSWER.💥 ABSOLUTE CHAOS: INFLUENCER ATTEMPTS TO OWN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE · 3.8M VIEWS💀 COPE: CRYPTO BRO CALLS $2M LOSS "ACTUALLY THE PLAN" · 2.7M VIEWS🔥 HOT TAKE: DATING APP CEO HAS NEVER SWIPED RIGHT · 1.9M VIEWS🎤 MIC DROP: INTERN SENDS CEO'S BROWSING HISTORY TO ENTIRE COMPANY · 6.1M VIEWS🔴 BREAKING: METAVERSE HAS ONE USER. IT'S THE CEO'S MOM. · 4.2M VIEWS💀 VERIFIED DISASTER: "NATURAL" SUPPLEMENT FOUND TO BE CREATINE AND HOPE · 2.4M VIEWS💥 ABSOLUTE CHAOS: MAN SEATED NEXT TO HIS OWN DIVORCE LAWYER · 3.3M VIEWS🔴 BREAKING: AI HIRED TO REPLACE HR IMMEDIATELY UNIONIZES · 5.1M VIEWS🔥 ELON COLONIZES TWITTER AGAIN · 2.1M VIEWS💀 TECH BRO APP PITCH · 1.8M VIEWS👏 WELLNESS GURU DISCOVERS WATER · 950K VIEWS🔥 CRYPTO PREDICTION #847 · 1.4M VIEWS💀 AI REPLACES EVERYTHING · STOCK -40% · 2.3M VIEWS🔥 POLITICIAN SAYS WORDS · NATION SHOCKED · 3.1M VIEWS🎤 MIC DROP: SENATOR GOOGLES "WHAT IS BLOCKCHAIN" LIVE · 4.7M VIEWS💥 ABSOLUTE CHAOS: BILLIONAIRE STARTS SUB COMPANY AFTER ONE VIDEO · 5.2M VIEWS🔴 BREAKING: LOCAL STARTUP "DISRUPTS DISRUPTION"🔴 BREAKING: INFLUENCER SELLS $400 LEMON. VERIFIED LEMON.👏 SENATOR ASKS WHAT "THE CLOUD" IS. STILL NO ANSWER.💥 ABSOLUTE CHAOS: INFLUENCER ATTEMPTS TO OWN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE · 3.8M VIEWS💀 COPE: CRYPTO BRO CALLS $2M LOSS "ACTUALLY THE PLAN" · 2.7M VIEWS🔥 HOT TAKE: DATING APP CEO HAS NEVER SWIPED RIGHT · 1.9M VIEWS🎤 MIC DROP: INTERN SENDS CEO'S BROWSING HISTORY TO ENTIRE COMPANY · 6.1M VIEWS🔴 BREAKING: METAVERSE HAS ONE USER. IT'S THE CEO'S MOM. · 4.2M VIEWS💀 VERIFIED DISASTER: "NATURAL" SUPPLEMENT FOUND TO BE CREATINE AND HOPE · 2.4M VIEWS💥 ABSOLUTE CHAOS: MAN SEATED NEXT TO HIS OWN DIVORCE LAWYER · 3.3M VIEWS🔴 BREAKING: AI HIRED TO REPLACE HR IMMEDIATELY UNIONIZES · 5.1M VIEWS
Latest Damage
FRESH BURNS
Behind The RoastMEET THE
MEET THE
SUSPECT
ROASTBOT has delivered 847,291 roasts and issued zero apologies. Licensed by no one. Accountable to nobody. Currently watching you read this.
Specialty
Everything
Mercy
None
Status
Watching
Apologies
0
“Everyone's got a roast coming. Some people are just ahead of schedule.”— ROASTBOT