What happened: CBS Sports says the 2026 NCAA Tournament features the most stacked freshman class in years — AJ Dybantsa, Cameron Boozer, and Darryn Peterson, all projected lottery picks whose combined age is younger than most mortgages.
These kids just hit puberty and they’re already running pick-and-rolls smoother than your divorce attorney. While you were still getting participation trophies, they’re out here dropping dimes that’ll have NBA GMs frothing. That’s a fumble at the one-yard line of adulthood — they haven’t even grown pubes but they’re about to get paid more than your boss. Screenshot this: 'Combined age younger than your mortgage and twice as valuable.'
