What happened: Oklahoma City won their 9th straight and locked up the West's top seed while March Madness told them to get in line.
Y'all really out here stacking wins like it's a participation trophy league and STILL got cooked by a bunch of 19-year-olds in tank tops? That's a fourth-quarter fumble on the biggest stage, son. 65 wins don't mean shit when the country's watching Cinderella and not your analytics cult. The data says you're dominant... the vibes say y'all irrelevant. Thunder just dropped the most impressive 'who cares' championship in NBA history.
