Iranian Missiles: Now Hitting Their Own Gas Fields

The Hook: Iran just broadened its brilliant campaign by striking the world's largest natural gas field... in its own territory. The Turn: Because nothing says 'regional superpower' like turning your cash cow into a smoking crater while Qatar's LNG hub gets a love tap. The Kill Shot: These inbred mullahs are so fucking incompetent they can't even start World War III without accidentally perforating their own dick. Congrats on the own goal, assholes.