The Hook: An Iranian missile has killed at least three Palestinians in the Israeli-occupied West Bank—the first time Iranian munitions have managed that particular feat.
The Turn: After months of grandstanding about defending the ummah, Tehran’s revolutionary precision finally lands... on the people they claim to be liberating.
The Kill Shot: Congratulations, you fucking geniuses. All those centrifuges, all that oil money, and your big contribution to the cause is accidentally bombing the exact population you’ve been cosplaying as saviors for. The Axis of Resistance just blue-balled itself in public.
