Meta just dropped a desktop app from their new acquisition Manus that lets AI agents take full control of your laptop and perform actions on your behalf. Because nothing says 'we've solved intelligence' like handing root access to the same clowns who can't stop accidentally showing users their own nudes in ads.
These spreadsheet-brained dipshits spent years harvesting your data and now they're like 'here, let the stochastic parrot pilot the ship.' Brilliant. What's next, Zuckerberg's metaverse avatar jerking off in your browser history?