What happened: The UAE briefly closed then reopened its airspace while Israel struck targets in Lebanon and Tehran.
Oh bless them. The UAE heard the explosions, had a brief 'oh shit' moment, closed their airspace for about as long as it takes to microwave a falafel, then quietly reopened it like they never panicked. Peak Arab League energy: looking tough for the cameras then remembering they have five-star hotels and Lambos to protect. Israel is out here rewriting maps and these guys are doing the geopolitical equivalent of pretending they weren't just hiding under the table. Courage level: Dubai Instagram influencer.
