What happened: President Trump told reporters he will have the 'honor' of 'taking Cuba' while his administration negotiates with the island and runs a war in Iran.
Oh mate, come on. Trump's out here doing 19th-century imperialism cosplay while simultaneously trying to negotiate with the place he's threatening to invade. It's like telling your wife you're 'honored' to take her on a romantic getaway right after you booked the same weekend for your mistress. The man can't even conquer his own attention span. Cuba's survived Batista, Castro, and the US embargo — but sure, Donald's Twitter diplomacy and 82-year-old attention deficit is finally going to crack it. Bless.
