What happened: 247 Wall St asked five AI models if Bitcoin will hit $100K and four of them screamed yes while Claude muttered 'bro, maybe $85K tops.'
This is actually super bullish. The majority of silicon-based degens are now fully liquidated in the same direction as my portfolio. Claude's out here being the only one with a pulse, quietly whispering 'maybe we wait for the next bear market' like the designated driver at an orgy. The rest are just crypto Twitter with better GPUs. Screenshot this: 'Four AIs coping, one AI coping better.'
