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DOGE Staffer: 'Yeah, We Couldn't Cut Shit'

Musk's crack team of geniuses admits under oath they failed to lower the deficit by even one cent

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Mar 18, 2026
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DOGE Staffer: 'Yeah, We Couldn't Cut Shit'
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What happened: A DOGE staffer admitted under oath that Musk's elite cost-cutting agency was unable to lower the federal deficit.

Oh for fuck's sake. The guy who tweets like a sentient Adderall tablet promised he'd carve the budget like a Christmas ham. Instead, his hand-picked geniuses show up in court and say 'turns out trimming trillions is harder than tweeting memes, who knew?'

$36 trillion in debt and these rocket scientists couldn't find a single billion to murder. That's not a government efficiency department, that's expensive cosplay with extra steps. Screenshot this: 'We came, we saw, we achieved nothing.'

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