What happened: A DOGE staffer admitted under oath that Musk's elite cost-cutting agency was unable to lower the federal deficit.
Oh for fuck's sake. The guy who tweets like a sentient Adderall tablet promised he'd carve the budget like a Christmas ham. Instead, his hand-picked geniuses show up in court and say 'turns out trimming trillions is harder than tweeting memes, who knew?'
$36 trillion in debt and these rocket scientists couldn't find a single billion to murder. That's not a government efficiency department, that's expensive cosplay with extra steps. Screenshot this: 'We came, we saw, we achieved nothing.'
