EXHIBIT N°001Money & Corruption
$40.0T
total US national debt
“Your share of the invoice: about $118,854. No payment plan offered.”
Source: U.S. Treasury — Debt to the Penny · live
Brutal
EXHIBIT N°012Crypto Chaos
$1.2B+
stolen in crypto hacks so far in 2026
“164 hacks and counting. “Not your keys, not your coins” was right the whole time.”
Source: CoinGecko · Aug 2026
Brutal
EXHIBIT N°018Digital Compulsion
186
phone checks per day
“You check your phone more often than you take breaths. Touch grass.”
Source: Reviews.org · 2026 Cell Phone Usage Stats
Medium
EXHIBIT N°033Bathroom Behaviors
49
hrs/year toilet scrolling
“Nearly 2 full days of your life. Flushed.”
Source: QS Supplies · Bathroom Doomscrolling Survey, 2025
Medium
EXHIBIT N°039Consumption Chaos
1M
plastic bottles sold per minute
“Sold, used, tossed. The planet is not impressed.”
Source: Euromonitor / UN · 2025
Medium
EXHIBIT N°046Self-Sabotage
2.4/10
average self-control score
“Below average. Shocking no one.”
Source: Self-Control Literature (illustrative) · 2025
Brutal
EXHIBIT N°064Animal Scale
202M
chickens slaughtered daily
“That’s 2,337 chickens per second. Chew on that.”
Source: FAO via Our World in Data · 2025
Brutal
EXHIBIT N°066Dating & Deception
71%
talk to pets more than partner
“Pets don’t argue. Can’t relate.”
Source: Preply Pet Owner Survey · 2025
Mild