# Paramount Cleared 68 Countries and Called the States the Problem

> Mexico signed. Twelve attorneys general did not. Ellison called that the last obstacle.

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Beat: Entertainment
Published: August 15, 2026
Source title: Paramount Skydance satisfies all regulatory conditions under the merger agreement
Source URL: https://ir.paramount.com/news-releases/news-release-details/paramount-skydance-satisfies-all-regulatory-conditions-under
Tags: paramount, warner, antitrust, ellison

## Article

Are we serious? Paramount Skydance said 68 countries cleared the Warner Bros Discovery buy, then called twelve state attorneys general the last obstacle to a $111 billion stack. You thanked the globe and asked California to sit down like a map of pins beats a lawsuit. That's the sermon. The lawsuit is not a font choice, David. Sit down with the sixty-eight.

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