# Landum Went from Collin County Jail to the Iowa State Fair

> He opened by mocking the people who thought he would miss Des Moines.

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Beat: Celebrities
Published: August 23, 2026
Tags: landum, iowa-state-fair, collin-county, des-moines

## Article

Landum went from Collin County Jail to the Iowa State Fair Grandstand like the charges were a connecting flight. Allen PD had him on a DWI and a gun he couldn't legally carry. Collin County barely kept Landum overnight. Landum hit the Iowa State Fair Grandstand in the white-out like the paperwork never existed. He opened in Des Moines by mocking the ones who swore Landum would not make the grandstand. Landum told that crowd he was praying hard in Collin County. He mispronounced the city that cut the check while Iowa bought the prayer from Landum anyway. The fair still lit the stage for Landum after that jail hop. He sold the prayer-and-hustle line from a jail hop that still made the fair on time.

The flashlight phones went up for Landum on cue.

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